Saturday, December 31, 2011

how to cowboy up and stop being such a pussy

how to cowboy up and stop being such a pussy


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if you or another male you know carries a man purse, visits tanning salons, wears a bicycle helmet, or listens to kenny g, then this is a must read. Skip the pitch, and drop to the bottom of the page to buy.

"i thought a bicycle helmet was manditory. I had no idea it made me look like such a wimp." - brent m. New york "i used to play high school football, i was pretty good in fact. I never thought i had a problem- until reading max's book, i didn't even realize i was drinking through a straw, only eating meat on sunday, and driving a minivan. Truth be told, i haven't said a bad word in years." - shanus c. Dallas, tx "only days after reading "how to cowboy up..." i started getting respect from my girlfriend. She kicked her ex-boyfriend out of our apartment, for good- and i told him if he didn't pay us the back rent, i was gonna kick his butt - thanks max "- colub s. Laramie, wyo. "max's recipe for "bikini remover" was worth the cost of the book in and of itself. I was lucky enough to be invited to my neighbors pool party recently where his daughter, home from college had a bunch of her co-eds attend, and i made a few pitchers. This guy knows his stuff, that's all i'm saying."- gary b tampa fla. "i had a squirrel in my fireplace for a week. Afraid to confront it, i read max's book cover to cover- then i wacked the little bugger. Thanks max " peter k. Bangor, mn. "this product contains adult language and situations, and is not meant for those under 18 years old."

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no art school? learn art at home - art lesson ebook for home study

no art school? learn art at home - art lesson ebook for home study


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there are at least 3 parts to making art. with my art lessons ebook you'll learn the how-to, the why-to and the when-to of art and design. You'll get the visual communication basics you need to make art that is something, not just about something.

you'll learn things about evoking emotion visually and telling a compelling visual story. I touch on spirit and soul in your images, on growing your natural creativity and on nurturing your nature.

in this simple quiz, identify at least 8 visual methods used to enhance this image. don't want to overwhelm you, so i've shown only the top 2 levels of headings here . in the actual ebook, there are two additional levels of art lesson contents below these.

what’s covered and why? what it is what’s not covered? who should read it? what visual styles are included?

don’t confuse this with school read it more than once practice and patience be project oriented

chapter 1 - a grammar of visual communication you - the visual communicator we start with visual grammar my visual grammar visual grammar use chapter 2 - exploring the image elements symbolism image elements and their visual effects the image elements in detail our medium light - electromagnetic energy and waves light effects - how light behaves in the world color, reflection and absorption – the most common light effects the color wheel, your ‘color compass’ colors together - color schemes

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